everyone: why are you in love with all these old men? why don't you like boys your age??

my brain: (they're not just "old men" they're incredible musicians)

my brain: (they're music has captured my heart completely)

my brain: (they were young once and stupendously gorgeous)

my brain: (they will always be beautiful in my heart)

my brain: (I'm not trying to be creepy, the music means everything to me)

my brain: (boys today do not impress me, the styles, the attitudes, the music and culture, I'm just not impressed)

me: oh uh, I just love the music... uh... *too hard to explain* that's all...